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The Meaning Of Life

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(Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'n Roll - 124 questions)

1. Have you:considered the song 'I want to hold you hand' suggestive?
2. considered 'why don't we do it in the road' a reasonable question?
3. do you know (no guessing) who followed Hendrix at Woodstock?
4. been intoxicated from alcohol?
5. been intoxicated from some other drug?
6. been intoxicated from a controlled or illicit drug?
7. introduced someone to 'drugs' in general?
8. introduced someone to a new (to them) drug?
9. used over the counter drugs for purposes of getting intoxicated?
10. taken any drug that you weren't sure what it was, just to find out what it does (foolish you)?
11. used prescription drugs that you didn't 'need' or have the prescription for ('abused' a controlled substance)?
12. bought or sold a controlled or illicit drug?
13. bought or sold a controlled or illicit drug, wholesale?
14. sold as a controlled or illicit drug a non-drug item (burned somebody)?
15. bought a controlled or illicit drug in bulk for personal use?
16. frequently bought controlled or illicit drugs in bulk for personal use (like weekly or there about)?
17. had a standing order with your supplier?
18. taken a non-prescription opiate (heroin, morphine, or opium)
19. more than 4 times?
20. ingested cocaine (bolivian marching powder)?
21. more than once?
22. more than four times?
23. smoked crack?
24. more than once?
25. more than four times?
26. freebased?
27. chugged?
28. sniffed glue?
29. smoked the killer weed (tobacco)?
30. more than once?
31. on a regular basis?
32. chain smoked?
33. smoked the killer weed (marijuana)?
34. more than once?
35. more than four times?
36. smoked the killer weed (oregano)?
37. smoked the killer weed (parsley)?
38. smoked banana peels?
39. smoked clove cigarettes?
40. chewed tobacco, or snuff?
41. gargled with hard liquor (No more mediciny breath!)?
42. had alcohol for breakfast?
43. drank Coke & nutmeg?
44. drank Coke & aspirin?
45. made Alice B. Toklas Cookies (marijuana or hash brownies)?
46. eaten Alice B. Toklas Cookies?
47. inhaled nitrous oxide (laughing gas) recreationally?
48. injected any non-prescription drug into yourself?
49. more than once?
50. more than four times?
51. injected more than one non-prescription drug simultaneously into yourself?
52. more than once?
53. more than four times?
54. injected any non-prescription drug into someone else?
55. more than once?
56. injected more than one non-prescription drug simultaneously into someone else?
57. more than once?
58. played a drinking game?
59. won a drinking game?
60. played a game where it was unknown who would be getting drugs (who's got the pill, etc)?
61. spiked a punch with alcohol?
62. spiked a punch with other drugs?
63. taken any synthetic hallucinogen (MDA, STP, Deep Purple, or Sandoz)?
64. did you understand the examples in the last question?
65. ingested any 'natural' hallucinogen (peyote, mescaline, 'shrooms, ergot)?
66. more than once?
67. more than four times?
68. had a bad trip?
69. had a flashback?
70. gotten a bad batch?
71. taken hallucinogens for enlightenment, or other philosophical reason?
72. taken PCP or other veterinary drug?
73. more than once?
74. more than four times?
75. taken any 'designer' drugs?
76. done speed or meth-amphetamine?
77. more than once?
78. more than four times?
79. made or synthesized your own drugs?
80. made or synthesized drugs, 'commercially' (been the lab)?
81. grown your own?
82. bred your own?
83. bought 'moonshine' (any alcoholic beverage made outside the Federal limit of 200 gallons annually for personal consumption)?
84. been to a rock concert?
85. been to a heavy metal concert?
86. been to a Frank Zappa rock concert?
87. been to a Barry Manilow concert?
88. listened to acid rock?
89. were you at Woodstock?
90. been a groupie?
91. been a roadie?
92. thought about starting a band to meet groupies?
93. thought about starting a band to get good dope?
94. actually started a band to get groupies or dope?
95. told someone you were with the band?
96. did it work?
97. sung dirty songs, the kind with no subtlety in the lyrics (e.g. Let's get drunk and Screw)?
98. sung bawdy songs (e.g. Polka Dot Undies, Do your ears hang low, the Bottle Song)?
99. composed bawdy lyrics?
100. brewed your own?
101. had sex while drunk or stoned?
102. had sex while on acid?
103. bungee-jumped on acid?
104. had sex while on any drug?
105. used the USC Scheduled Drug List as a checklist of what to try?
106. used the USC Scheduled Drug List as a checklist of what to try while having sex?
107. used any drug when you were to wasted to know if it had any effect (e.g. smoked pot while blitzed)?
108. used a second drug to cancel out the effects of a first (using downers after uppers, etc. [it doesn't work])?
109. taken mood altering drugs without prescription (valium or quaalude)?
110. been told you had sex the night before and you can't recall a thing?
111. awaken the next morning wondering where you were?
112. awaken the next morning wondering if you had a good time?
113. awaken the next morning wondering where you were, and who's that next to you?
114. awaken the next morning wondering who you were?
115. felt like the Three Bears (who's been sleeping in my bed)?
116. felt like Baby Bear (who's that sleeping in my bed)?
117. ever thrown up from too much alcohol [aka driven the porcelain bus, blown chips, tossing your cookies, the technicolor yawn, praying to the porcelain god, called for the car (There's Ralph's Buick)]?
118. ever had blackouts (periods where you don't remember what happened)?
119. been hung over?
120. had a hangover last more than one day?
121. taken the hair of the dog that bit you (drinking to cure a hangover)?
122. been to an AA meeting, or the like?
123. been to a drug-rehab meeting?
124. been to a LAGA (Lesbian and Gay Alliance) meeting or the like?