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The Nitty and the Gritty

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(Things To Do and People To Do Them With - - 65 questions)
  1. Are you now, or have you ever been:engaged in heterosexual activity (with a member of the opposite sex) ?
  2. If you answered 'yes', would you do it again? If you answered 'no', have you thought about it?
  3. engaged in homosexual activity [with a member of your sex (who better to know what feels good?)]?
  4. If you answered 'yes', would you do it again? If you answered 'no', have you thought about it?
  5. engaged in bisexual activity (defined here as sexual activity with both genders on a relatively even ratio for the period of time in question)?
  6. If you answered 'yes', would you do it again? If you answered 'no', have you thought about it?
  7. engaged in incestual activity [with a member of your family (incest is best - put your sister to the test)]?
  8. yes, again; no, thought?
  9. engaged in homosexual incest (with a member of your family and gender)?
  10. yes, again; no, thought?
  11. engaged in bestiality (sex with non-humans, not the merely sub human, so that jerk at the party doesn't count)?
  12. yes, again; no, thought?
  13. engaged in xeno eroticism [sexual activity with alien life forms (NOT the kind without green cards)]?
  14. yes, again; no, thought?
  15. engaged in pedophilia (sexual activity with pre-teenage children)?
  16. yes, again; no, thought?
  17. engaged in bondage ('voluntarily', you had some control on initiation.)?
  18. yes, again; no, thought?
  19. engaged in sodomy (defined as either: 1) copulation with a member of the same sex or with animals or 2) non-coital intercourse, esp anal or oral copulation with the opposite sex)?
  20. yes, again; no, thought?
  21. practiced cocrophilia (using feces or filth for sexual excitement)?
  22. yes, again; no, thought?
  23. practiced frotteurism (masturbation by rubbing against another person)?
  24. yes, again; no, thought?
  25. practiced mysophilia (a dependency on something soiled or filthy, such as dirty underwear or used menstrual pads (like the female gym teacher in Porky's))?
  26. practiced klismaphilia (a dependency on being given an enema)?
  27. practiced zipitage (the picking of other people's zits)?
  28. performed analingus ('oral stimulation of the anus')?
  29. If you answered 'yes', would you do it again? If you answered 'no', have you thought about it?
  30. practiced 'role-playing' for sexual purposes (nurse/patient, teacher/student, border guard/well-endowed co-ed)?
  31. yes, again; no, thought?
  32. crossed dressed (dressing in clothing of the opposite sex), other than for a costume party?
  33. yes, again; no, thought?
  34. crossed dressed for a party or as a joke and discovered you liked it (shouldn't watch Rocky Horror so much)?
  35. yes, again; no, thought?
  36. practiced necrophilia [sex with the dead (truly deceased. That innocent young virgin you molested doesn't count, no matter how frigid she was)]?
  37. yes, again; no, thought?
  38. practiced zombiphilia (sex with the undead)?
  39. had a leather fetish?
  40. had a rubber fetish (insisting on the use of rubbers doesn't qualify)?
  41. performed anal intercourse ('That'd have to be in the butt, Bob')?
  42. If you answered 'yes', would you do it again? If you answered 'no', have you thought about it?
  43. caused another person pain for your pleasure (its called sadism)?
  44. yes, again; no, thought?
  45. had another inflict pain for your own pleasure (its called masochism)?
  46. yes, again; no, thought?
  47. tied up a masochist and refused to cause them pain (its called cruel)?
  48. used Schedule I (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs (synthetic opiates, meth-amphetamines, marijuana, hallucinogens, LSD)? (with over 145 drugs scheduled, we're not listing them all)
  49. yes, again; no, thought?
  50. used Schedule II (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs (opium, coca leave products (Coca Cola is doesn't count))?
  51. yes, again; no, thought?
  52. used Schedule III (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs ( barbiturates, lysergic acid, amphetamine)?
  53. yes, again; no, thought?
  54. used Schedule IV (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs (Barbital, chloral Hydrate, Phenobarbital)?
  55. yes, again; no, thought?
  56. abused Schedule V (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs (codeine)?
  57. yes, again; no, thought?
  58. intentionally urinated on someone (its called 'golden showers', 'water sports', or piss fights)?
  59. yes, again; no, thought?
  60. intentionally defecated on someone (it's called sick)?
  61. yes, again; no, thought?
  62. intentionally urinated on yourself?
  63. yes, again; no, thought?
  64. intentionally defecated on yourself?
  65. yes, again; no, thought?