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I Fought the Law and *I* Won

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(Legal technicalities - 69 questions)

1. Have you:deliberately bounced a check?
2. shoplifted?
3. 'borrowed' something of value with no intention of returning it ('borrowing' kleenex, condoms or tampons, doesn't count)?
4. written graffiti?
5. committed murder?
6. attempted to commit suicide?
7. had a fake id?
8. manufactured a fake id?
9. speeded (automotive, not pharmaceutical)?
10. drag raced (on the street)?
11. driven without a license?
12. driven while suspended?
13. bought or sold anything on a black market?
14. stolen any item or cash?
15. stolen a kiss?
16. used bootleg software?
17. plotted felony (that's conspiracy and may count)?
18. operated a vehicle or piece of heavy machinery while intoxicated?
19. plotted treason (betrayal of state secrets)?
20. lead someone to believe they were the father when they weren't?
21. lead someone to believe they weren't the father when they were?
22. been liable for arrest on a morals charge (pandering, pimping, prostitution, impersonating a human being)?
23. been a pool, card or chess shark?
24. incited to riot?
25. plotted a coup (civic class doesn't count)?
26. committed sedition (plotting to overthrow the government)?
27. committed sedation (bored an audience to sleep)?
28. committed treason?
29. been thought politically unreliable?
30. been thought politically reliable?
31. looted, raped, pillaged or burned (The Barbarian Pentathlon)?
32. sent a chain letter?
33. started a chain letter?
34. made unregistered explosive devices (bombs)?
35. made or acquired 'elint' (electronic intelligence) equipment (bugs)?
36. installed or used 'elint' equipment (wiretaps, tape recorders, etc)?
37. stayed for a second feature having paid only for the first?
38. removed the tag that says 'do not remove under penalty of law'?
39. rode public transportation w/o paying?
40. raised tuition/rent by streetwalking?
41. pistol whipped someone?
42. been a bigamist (that's very bigamy to admit it)?
43. carried concealed weapons?
44. evaded taxes?
45. evaded custom duties by not declaring something subject to a duty or tax?
46. been cited in divorce proceedings as the other woman/man?
47. been cited in divorce proceedings as the other woman/man and wish you actually were?
48. deliberately failed to pay child support?
49. had someone buy alcohol for you while you were still a minor?
50. bought your own alcohol while still a minor?
51. been drunk while still a minor?
52. bought alcohol for minors?
53. had sexual activity while under the age of consent (masturbation doesn't count)?
54. had sexual activity while under the age of consent with someone over the age of consent?
55. had sexual activity since reaching the age of consent with someone under the age of consent?
56. plagiarized?
57. been to a 'public bath'?
58. patronized a prostitute?
59. been to a 'massage parlor'?
60. been to a brothel as a customer?
61. been to a brothel as an employee?
62. contracted a 'social' disease (not just the common cold)?
63. contracted mono?
64. been treated for exposure to a STD (sexually transmitted disease) because someone you'd been with had been?
65. had a curable STD?
66. had an incurable STD
67. had sex with someone knowing you had been exposed to a STD?
68. had sex with someone knowing they had been exposed to a STD?
69. gotten a 'frequent flier' bonus at the free clinic?