How Low Will You Go?

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(Ethical Considerations - 144 questions)

Have you:told bad jokes?
made puns?
made puns on obscenities (e.g. 'knock knock.' 'who's there?' 'fornication', 'fornication who' 'fornication like this you should wear a black tie')?
told shaggy dog stories?
flubbed a punch line?
worked at a fast-food place?
worked at a fast-food place for over a year?
held a grudge?
recited limericks?
served cheap booze?
passed cheap booze as the expensive stuff?
not paid your library fines?
lied?
lied to somebody at somebody else's request?
lied about your sexual preference to avoid a date?
been in adultery (technically it's only if you were married, but counts if you weren't)?
started a fight?
started a bar fight?
started a brawl?
instigated a raid (panty or otherwise)?
watched Benny Hill, Monty Python, Dr. Ruth, Donahue, Geraldo or Oprah?
watched primetime soaps?
considered romance to be whatever gets him/her out of his/her clothes?
considered anything more than a towel 'overdressed'?
not considered living together without benefit of clergy or legal sanction a sin (can't live in sin if you don't believe in it)?
not respected the sanctity of living in sin (e.g., hit up on someone regardless of whether they lived with another)?
implied greater or lesser (non-sexual) experience than you actually possessed?
implied greater or lesser sexual experience than you actually possessed?
not thought it promiscuous having different partners annually?
not thought it promiscuous having different partners monthly?
not thought it promiscuous having different partners weekly?
not thought it promiscuous having different partners daily?
not thought it promiscuous having different partners at a time?
had sex with someone whose name you didn't know at the time?
had sex with someone whose name you still don't know?
had sex with someone whose name you don't remember?
had sex with someone whose name you don't want to know?
had sex with someone whose language you don't (or didn't) know?
had sex with someone whose face you never saw?
had sexual activity (not necessarily intercourse) with someone ten or more years younger than you?
had sexual activity with someone ten or more years older than you?
had sex (penetration) with someone half your age?
had sex with someone twice your age?
had sex with someone for revenge (on them, on their current or ex-, on your current or ex-)?
been thought to have installed a 'takaticket' machine (as in 'now serving number...')?
gone to a motel for the sole purpose of sexual activity?
lied about how old you were for purposes of sexual activity?
lied about how old you were in order to obtain alcohol?
broken your word, vow or promise?
told someone you loved them when you did not?
were nice to someone in hopes of having sex with them?
told someone that you loved them strictly because you wanted sex with them?
fantasized during sexual activity about somebody other than the one present during sexual activity?
fantasized during sexual activity that you were somebody else?
fantasized during sexual activity about Smurfs (or any cartoon character)?
faked orgasm (guys too)?
told them they were great when they weren't?
intentionally 'eavesdroped' while others were engaged in sexual activity?
plotted conspiracy?
plotted murder (commission is covered later)?
shown erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit movies or videos to get someone in the mood?
used alcohol to lower someone's inhibitions about sexual activity (yours included)?
used another drug to lower someone's inhibitions about sexual activity (yours included)?
dipped into capital (been unable to live on one's investment income. An 'Old Money' no-no. If you have to ask the answer is 'no.')?
kited checks?
used credit cards without the owner's consent or knowledge?
traded on inside information?
ignored someone because you didn't want to admit you had sex with them?
wanted something or someone that someone else has, simply because they have it and you don't (coveted)?
gone on a date in one night with two or more people with each person unaware of the other(s)?
gone steady with two or more people with each person unaware of the other(s)?
gone steady with two or more people with all aware of the other(s)?
implied having had sex with someone when you hadn't?
denied having sex with someone when you had (not telling your parents is merely survival)?
gossiped?
had a 'sex contest' with friends (where the object is to see who can score with more people)?
been in military service?
put an ad in the persons to persons?
put an ad for a sex partner?
advertised for a sex partner including a photograph?
answered an advert for a sex partner?
exited through a window because someone came home unexpectedly?
taken someone someplace to be seen in their company?
taken someone someplace to be seen in their company by someone in particular?
been in a wet t-shirt contest?
won a wet t-shirt contest?
judged a wet t-shirt contest?
been in a whose-better-physically-equipped contest (guys or girls)?
won a whose-better-physically-equipped contest (zzzip.. :thud:)?
participated in a 'sword-fight' with yours or somebody else's naughty bits (use your imagination)?
given your kids unusual names based on puns (Shanda Lear, Laurel Ann Hardy)?
given your kids unusual names in general (Dweezel)?
named your child after a porn star (John Holmes Smith, Amber Lynn Cunningham, etc.)?
named your child after a porn star without the other parent knowing the origin of the name?
given your cat or dog a mohawk or a punk harido?
gone to a scary movie as an excuse to get close to someone?
fed someone 'treif' (eg non-kosher food, as in, a ham and cheese sandwich. Only counts if they were keeping kosher at the time)?
mixed meat and dairy?
eaten 'treif' (i.e. non-kosher food. Only counts if you were keeping kosher at the time)?
eaten during daylight during Ramadan?
eaten read meat on Friday (an RC no-no)?
fed someone dogfood?
been in a gross out contest?
been in a gross out contest, and won?
hired someone more for their looks?
wife-(or husband) swapped?
wanted to trade them in for a working model?
been willing to trade 'em off cheap?
flirted with in-laws?
told somebody something 'for their own good'?
had sex without the use of a birth control method more effective than prayer (Oh God don't let me/her get pregnant)?
had sex without the use of even prayer (they call people who do this frequently 'parents')?
had sex with the 'pull-out' method of birth control?
pulled out and come in his/her mouth (or had someone pull out an come in your mouth) so as to not have to clean up afterwards?
welshed on a bet or wager?
offered sexual favors as payoff for a wager?
offered another's sexual favors as payoff for your wager?
feared that you might be (or caused someone to be) unintentionally pregnant?
found out that you were (or caused someone to be) unintentionally pregnant?
drooled on someone?
had someone drool on you?
always accepted sex (never refused it regardless of race, creed, colour, religion, age, gender, condition, or politics)?
accepted sloppy seconds (it's better than nothing)?
offered sex for money or other consideration (a better grade, raise, 'services rendered')?
had sex with someone who was merely doing you a favor?
demanded sex for money or other consideration ('Put out or walk'/ 'I'll scream if you don't' are but the more blatant forms)?
coerced someone into having sex with you (you were going to be impossible to be with unless your hormone level was lowered)?
accepted sex for money or other consideration (a better grade, raise, 'services rendered')?
cashed in your soda-pop can lids (the ones that if you get it off of the can in once piece you get a free fuck)?
offered a sympathy fuck?
offered a sympathy fuck, and been rejected (time to go back to the masturbation section)?
drank all but the last quarter inch from the milk carton or water bottle and put it back in the cooler (so you wouldn't have to refill it)?
woke up the next morning with the computer keyboard on your pillow (you might be programming too much)?
tried to convince your partner that intercourse would help prevent/relieve cramps?
tried to convince your partner that oral sex was good for the complexion?
considered sperm a protein supplement (works better than peanuts on those long summer nights)?
questioned someone about their sex life when they were incapable of not answering (e.g. they were truly wasted, or talking in their sleep)?
questioned a significant other about their sex life when they were incapable of not answering?
used whatever they said against them?
read somebody's diary without his/her consent or knowledge?
searched somebody's room/house without his/her consent or knowledge?
attempted to corrupt someone's morals?
attempted to corrupt someone's morals and discover it is too late?
attempted to corrupt someone's morals only to discover they know things you don't?