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Who Says You Need a Partner? OR I'm The Best I've Ever Had

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(Autoerotica and Mono-Sexualism - 89 questions)

1. Have you:been sexually aroused?
2. had an arousing or sexually explicit dream (Wet Dreams and the like)?
3. skinny-dipped alone?
4. read or bought erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit periodicals?
5. read or bought pornographic material that might be described as really gross?
6. subscribed to any erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit periodicals? (include alt.sex, alt.sex.whatever)
7. read erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit books?
8. read classic pornographic books (Candy, Fanny Hill, Naked Came the Stranger)?
9. been bored while reading erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit literature?
10. written erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit literature (lust letters count)?
11. misspelled 'dirty' words, or misspelled other words as 'dirty' words?
12. read any sex manuals (e.g. Joy of Sex, Everything you always wanted to Know about Sex)?
13. read Krafft-Ebing's Psychopathia Sexualis?
14. read the Kama Sutra?
15. read any Presidential report on obscenity?
16. underlined, or marked 'good' parts?
17. made an obscene phone call anonymously?
18. received an anonymous obscene phone call?
19. received an obscene phone call and had it turned you on?
20. called any phone sex numbers (recorded or live)?
21. recorded an obscene call for later playback?
22. worked at a live phone sex number?
23. had phone sex with a friend?
24. masturbated (if you either blush at this question or answer 'no' to it, give up now and go listen to some Lawrence Welk)?
25. masturbated more than four times in 24 hours?
26. masturbated on a regular basis (more than once a week)?
27. masturbated on a set schedule (Oops, gotta go, Mom. It's time for my 3:00 jerk-off)?
28. masturbated to orgasm (isn't that the point?)?
29. masturbated to multiple orgasm?
30. fainted while masturbating as a result of orgasm?
31. target-practice masturbated (females, too; it IS possible)?
32. masturbated with a pillow or mattress?
33. masturbated on a houseplant?
34. used an aid while masturbating (dildo, pocket pussy, etc.)?
35. used an inflatable doll for masturbating?
36. masturbated against a house-hold appliance (ie, washing machine on spin cycle)?
37. masturbated with food?
38. eaten the food afterwards?
39. fantasized about someone while masturbating?
40. fantasized about someone masturbating while masturbating?
41. fantasized while masturbating that you were of the opposite sex?
42. masturbated while reading erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit literature?
43. masturbated while reading textbooks (biology or human sexuality don't count)?
44. masturbated while watching an R or X rated movie in private (cable, videotape, or film)?
45. masturbated while watching an R or X rated movie in public (a theatre)?
46. masturbated while on the phone (no kinky interpretations of 'on the phone'. This means you were talking to somebody through the phone lines while you were masturbating. The other party need not know what you were doing, you little pervert)?
47. masturbated while driving?
48. masturbated in a public bathroom?
49. masturbated in a public bathroom of the opposite sex?
50. masturbated in any public place?
51. masturbated in the wild?
52. masturbated where there was the possibility of being caught?
53. been 'caught' masturbating?
54. adjusted your genitals in public (you'd think they'd be set at the factory)?
55. performed oral sex on yourself (yes, it IS possible)?
56. 'basted' yourself (inserting a turkey baster into a major orifice and doing the suction thing)?
57. inserted anything into your rectum and then walked around all day?
58. affected an accent (SCA or Theatre doesn't count)?
59. asked a female friend, of her new male friend, '.. is he hung'?
60. sent a strip o gram?
61. done a strip tease for someone?
62. been to a burlesque show (Rocky Horror counts)?
63. been to a peep show?
64. been to a live sex show?
65. been to a erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit movie?
66. been to a private showing of a erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit movie (The classic 'stag' party, even if you're female)?
67. held a private showing of an erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit movie?
68. practiced autoerotic asphyxia (trying to heighten your sexual pleasure through semi-suffocation)?
69. bought or made a codpiece or padded bra?
70. worn a codpiece or padded bra?
71. wished you were of the opposite sex?
72. decided that if you were to be of the opposite sex you'd want to be homosexual?
73. had a friend of the opposite sex that you traded clothes with?
74. had a sex change operation (they do amazing things with velcro)?
75. worn clothing that was 'revealing' (either of your figure, or that emphasized 'strategic' locations)?
76. worn clothing that you didn't know was THAT revealing (like the seat has ripped out or such)?
77. gone for more than one day in the same set of underwear?
78. been in public without wearing underwear?
79. photocopied personal portions of your anatomy (tits, ass, or genitals)?
80. cruised (in an automobile)?
81. cruised the bars?
82. cruised the gay bars?
83. cruised the leather bars?
84. used toys to act out fantasies (Barbie dolls, My Little Pony, etc)?
85. owned an erotic art piece (like the cat woman's phallic symbol in A Clockwork Orange)?
86. sculpted an erotic art piece out of a sculptable material (clay, wood, soap, etc)?
87. sculpted anything erotic out of food (mashed potatoes, etc)?
88. eaten the erotic food?
89. made an X or R rated snowman (or woman)?