Look, Ma, No Hands!

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(Style - 130 questions)

Have you:pointed and laughed?
eaten oysters?
eaten prairie oysters?
eaten a banana in a provocative manner?
eaten an ice cream cone in a provocative manner?
used an aphrodisiac?
used amyl nitrate?
taken something to 'improve' your performance?
coined 'pet' names for your genitalia?
coined 'pet' names for your partner's genitalia?
taken notes during arguments, in order to remember the good lines?
had sex with the same person more than 10 times?
had sex with over 10 people (not necessarily at once)?
had sex with anybody/thing more than 100 times?
had sex with anybody/thing more than 500 times?
volunteered to sleep in the wet spot?
accepted sex and now wish you hadn't?
turned down sex and now wish you hadn't?
made or taken a phone call during sexual activity (again, sexual activity does not mean penetration; just foolin' around) with someone?
during sexual activity, had your partner make or take a phone call with their parent, spouse, or other important type person?
ever been preoccupied during sexual activity (television, homework, playing piano, dictating a letter)?
ever had your partner be preoccupied during sexual activity?
had a general emergency arise during sexual activity (e.g. flood, fire, hurricane or Norse Stickball)?
had a minor emergency during sexual activity (e.g. muscle cramp, asthmas attack, somebody at the door)?
during sexual activity had any crisis that now causes you great merriment (e.g. the bed broke, couldn't get the condom on)?
had nude snapshots taken of you?
taken nude snapshots of someone else?
given nude snapshots, drawings or other artwork, of yourself to someone?
engaged in sex for more than three hours in a single session with the same partner?
engaged in sex for more than three hours in a single session with multiple partners?
performed ritual sexual activity as part of a religious practice (Tantric Yoga or Fertility Rites)?
had or caused multiple orgasms?
had sex until one of you was sore?
had sex until one of you was dry?
smoked after sex?
intentionally been bruised or injured during any sexual activity?
intentionally bruised or injured someone during any sexual activity?
spanked anyone before or during sex?
been sore on the morning after?
had sex to Ravel's Bolero?
had sex to the Blue Danube?
had sex to any other classical selection?
had sex to Dr. Demento (the radio show; not the person)?
had sex to candlelight?
had sex to fireplace light?
had sex to campfire light?
had sex in full lighting?
had sex in absolute darkness?
disturbed others with the noise from your sexual activity?
been a screamer?
caused someone to be a screamer?
fucked missionary (old-fashioned way)?
fucked dorsally ('doggy' style)?
fucked amphibiously ('froggy' style)?
fucked in the female superior position?
fucked sitting up?
fucked standing up?
fucked in a chair?
fucked while leaning over a chair?
fucked while still clothed ('down with trousers, up with dresses!')?
fucked sideways?
fucked both facing the same direction (spooning)?
fucked in the wheelbarrow position (remember those 'wheelbarrow races' when you were a kid)?
fucked while supporting your partner (physically, not financially)?
fucked upside-down (staircases, etc)?
fucked while hanging from the rafters?
fucked while hanging from the rafters upside-down?
fucked while bouncing on a trampoline?
fucked while hanging from a trapeze?
played 'sit-n-spin' (use your imagination)?
gone through two or more sexual positions without the need for re-entry?
fucked in front of or under a mirror?
participated in fist-fucking (see Caligula)?
participated in breast fucking (Hawaiian muscle-fuck)?
fallen asleep during sex or oral sex?
had your partner fall asleep during sex or oral sex?
performed oral sex after intercourse without washing or douching?
kissed after oral sex without brushing or gargling?
talked dirty during sexual activity?
fainted as a result of orgasm (give them a stud point!)?
had your partner faint as a result of orgasm (take a stud point)?
caused multiple orgasms on someone?
caused multiple orgasms on someone who didn't think he/she was able?
been caused to have multiple orgasms?
had sex before breakfast?
had sex instead of lunch (good aerobics and low on calories)?
had a 'quickie'?
had sex more than five times in twenty four hours?
had sex with more than 1 person in a 24 hour time period?
gone in public after sex w/o bathing (and you're sure everyone can tell it too)?
had sex with both genders in a 24 hour period?
with a hermaphrodite, necked/petted?
with a hermaphrodite, had oral sex (two to choose from)?
with a hermaphrodite, fucked?
had sex with spectators?
been judged by the spectators?
had spectators take notes?
foot masturbated someone?
been foot masturbated?
tongue bathed someone?
been tongue bathed?
sucked the feet or toes of someone?
had someone suck your feet or toes?
been, or kept, a mistress?
been, or had, a 'kept man'?
been a pimp or madame?
been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/spouse/boy (or girl) friend of either of you returned unexpectedly?
been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/spouse/boy (or girl) friend of either of you returned unexpectedly, have them excuse themselves and tell you to continue?
been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/spouse/boy (or girl) friend of either of you returned unexpectedly, have them excuse themselves and tell you to continue, and you were able?
been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/spouse/boy (or girl) friend of either of you returned unexpectedly, talked with you for a while, and then left?
been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/spouse/boy (or girl) friend of either of you brought you food to keep your energy up?
walked in on your significant other while they were engaged in sexual activity with someone else?
walked in on your significant other while they were engaged in sexual activity with someone else, excused yourself and left them to continue?
walked in on your parents?
walked in on your grandparents?
walked in on others, unaware that they were engaged in sexual activity?
walked in on others, to discover them engaged in a sexual activity you thought was too weird?
walked in on others, to discover them engaged in a sexual activity you hadn't thought possible?
had others walk in unaware that you were involved in sexual activity and declare 'I didn't think that was possible'?
had others walk in unaware that you were involved in sexual activity and declare 'too weird'?
initiated sexual activity with a member of the medical profession (Your doctor, nurse or therapist)?
initiated sexual activity with someone in authority (your parole officer, psychiatrist, or babysitter)?
initiated sexual activity with a member of the legal profession (lawyer, judge, or paralegal)?
initiated sexual activity with a member of the academic community (Professor, instructor, TA)?
initiated sexual activity with an intellectual (librarian, author, essayist, or scribe)?
initiated sexual activity with someone in uniform (Army, Navy, Marines, Post Office, Cub Scout)?
initiated sexual activity with a member of an 'out' group (someone you wouldn't take home to meet the family, e.g. a biker, air head or securities broker)?
initiated sexual activity with a member of a sports team (or cheer leader)?
initiated sexual activity with an athlete (acrobatic-type)?
initiated sexual activity with religious officiary (priest, nun, cardinal, pope, etc.)?