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(Locality - 178 questions)

1. 'have you done it on a plane,<BR> have you done it on a train;<BR> have you done it in your bed,<BR> have you done it on your head;<BR> Have you, hav e you,<BR> had green eggs and ham'<BR> (with apologies to Dr Seuss)<BR>Have you:with others in the same room, necked/petted?
2. with others in the same room, had oral sex?
3. with others in the same room fucked?
4. with others in the same room, necked/petted without them knowing?
5. with others in the same room, had oral sex without them knowing?
6. with others in the same room, fucked without them knowing?
7. while parents were sleeping, necked/petted?
8. while parents were sleeping, had oral sex?
9. while parents were sleeping, fucked?
10. while parents were awake, necked/petted?
11. while parents were awake, had oral sex?
12. while parents were awake, fucked?
13. while parents were awake in the same room, necked/petted?
14. while parents were awake in the same room, had oral sex?
15. while parents were awake in the same room, fucked?
16. while hot tubbing, necked/petted?
17. while hot tubbing, had oral sex?
18. while hot tubbing, fucked?
19. in a sauna or steam bath, necked/petted?
20. in a sauna or steam bath, had oral sex?
21. in a sauna or steam bath, fucked?
22. in a chair, couch, recliner, etc, necked/petted?
23. in a chair, couch, recliner, etc, had oral sex?
24. in a chair, couch, recliner, etc, fucked?
25. in a place of religion, necked/petted?
26. in a place of religion, had oral sex?
27. in a place of religion, fucked?
28. in a place of the dead (morgue, cemetery, etc), necked/petted?
29. in a place of the dead, had oral sex?
30. in a place of the dead, fucked?
31. in a contraption of the dead (coffin, urn, etc), necked/petted?
32. in a contraption of the dead, had oral sex?
33. in a contraption of the dead, fucked?
34. during a movie (in a theatre), necked/petted?
35. during a movie, had oral sex?
36. during a movie, fucked?
37. in a sports area (stadium, court, track, or ballfield), necked/petted?
38. in a sports area, had oral sex?
39. in a sports area, fucked?
40. in a stationary vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT (a car, small pickup, minivan, etc), necked/petted?
41. in a stationary vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT, had oral sex?
42. in a stationary vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT, fucked?
43. in a stationary vehicle of more than 3000 but less than 10,000 pounds GWT (a van, pickup), necked/petted?
44. in a stationary vehicle of more than 3000 but less than 10,000 pounds GWT, had oral sex?
45. in a stationary vehicle of more than 3000 but less than 10,000 pounds GWT, fucked?
46. in a stationary vehicle of more than 10,000 pounds GWT (a semi, RV, tank, etc), necked/petted?
47. in a stationary vehicle of more than 10,000 pounds GWT, had oral sex?
48. in a stationary vehicle of more than 10,000 pounds GWT, fucked?
49. in a moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT (a car or small pickup), necked/petted?
50. in a moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT, had oral sex?
51. in a moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT, fucked?
52. in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT (a van, pickup), necked/petted?
53. in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, had oral sex?
54. in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, fucked?
55. in a moving vehicle of more than 10,000 pounds GWT, necked/petted?
56. in a moving vehicle of more than 10,000 pounds GWT, had oral sex?
57. in a moving vehicle of more than 10,000 pounds GWT, fucked?
58. with the operator of a moving vehicle, necked/petted?
59. with the operator of a moving vehicle, had oral sex?
60. with the operator of a moving vehicle, fucked?
61. as the operator of a moving vehicle, necked/petted?
62. as the operator of a moving vehicle, received oral sex?
63. as the operator of a moving vehicle, fucked?
64. on a train, necked/petted?
65. on a train, had oral sex?
66. on a train, fucked?
67. on a roller coaster, necked/petted?
68. on a roller coaster, had oral sex?
69. on a roller coaster, fucked?
70. in a wheelbarrow, necked/petted?
71. in a wheelbarrow, had oral sex?
72. in a wheelbarrow, fucked?
73. on a boat (rowboat, personal yacht, sailboat, etc), necked/petted?
74. on a boat, had oral sex?
75. on a boat, fucked?
76. on a ship (battleship, aircraft carrier, etc), necked/petted?
77. on a ship, had oral sex?
78. on a ship, fucked?
79. in an aircraft (airplane, blimp, zepplin, hovercraft, hot-air balloon, UFO, etc) in flight, necked/petted?
80. in an aircraft in flight, had oral sex?
81. in an aircraft in flight, fucked?
82. on public transportation (bus, subway, tram or trolley), necked/petted?
83. on public transportation, had oral sex?
84. on public transportation, fucked?
85. on a school bus, necked/petted?
86. on a school bus, had oral sex?
87. on a school bus, fucked?
88. on horseback, necked/petted (just don't scare the horses)?
89. on horseback, had oral sex?
90. on horseback, fucked?
91. on a bicycle in motion, necked/petted?
92. on a bicycle in motion, had oral sex?
93. on a bicycle in motion, fucked?
94. in a telephone booth, voting booth, hall closet, or other small, non-moving enclosure, necked/petted?
95. in a telephone booth, voting booth, hall closet, or other small, non-moving enclosure, had oral sex?
96. in a telephone booth, voting booth, hall closet, or other small, non-moving enclosure, fucked?
97. while in an elevator, or on an escalator or other people mover, necked/petted?
98. in an elevator, on an escalator or other people mover, had oral sex?
99. in an elevator, on an escalator or other people mover, fucked?
100. on the roof of a building, necked/petted?
101. on the roof of a building, had oral sex?
102. on the roof of a building, fucked?
103. on the roof of a building where others might see you, necked/petted?
104. on the roof of a building where others might see you, had oral sex?
105. on the roof of a building where others might see you, fucked?
106. where the surrounding temperature was below freezing, necked/petted?
107. where the surrounding temperature was below freezing, had oral sex?
108. where the surrounding temperature was below freezing, fucked?
109. in the snow, necked/petted?
110. in the snow, had oral sex?
111. in the snow, fucked (now that's fucking cold)?
112. out of doors, had oral sex?
113. out of doors, fucked?
114. in a gazebo, necked/petted?
115. in a gazebo, had oral sex?
116. in a gazebo, fucked?
117. in a tree, necked/petted?
118. in a tree, had oral sex?
119. in a tree, fucked?
120. fucked a tree?
121. in a semi public location where there was a possibility of discovery, had oral sex?
122. in a semi public location where there was a possibility of discovery, fucked?
123. because there was a possibility of discovery, had oral sex in a semi public locale?
124. because there was a possibility of discovery, fucked in a semi public locale?
125. at a public event (such as a rock concert, rally, or riot), necked/petted?
126. at a public event, had oral sex?
127. at a public event, fucked?
128. in a library, necked/petted?
129. in a library, had oral sex?
130. in a library, fucked?
131. in a free flowing body of water (river, lake, swimming pool, ocean), necked/petted?
132. in a free flowing body of water, had oral sex?
133. in a free flowing body of water, fucked?
134. on a beach, necked/petted?
135. on a beach, had oral sex?
136. on a beach, fucked?
137. in a classroom, necked/petted?
138. in a classroom, had oral sex?
139. in a classroom, fucked?
140. in a hallway, necked/petted?
141. in a hallway, had oral sex?
142. in a hallway, fucked?
143. in a living room, family room, or the like, necked/petted?
144. in a living room, family room, or the like, had oral sex?
145. in a living room, family room, or the like, fucked?
146. in a kitchen, necked/petted?
147. in a kitchen, had oral sex?
148. in a kitchen, fucked?
149. in any other household room other than those mentioned, necked/petted?
150. in any other household room other than those mentioned, had oral sex?
151. in any other household room other than those mentioned, fucked?
152. on a household appliance, necked/petted?
153. on a household appliance, had oral sex?
154. on a household appliance, fucked?
155. on a table or countertop, necked/petted?
156. on a table or countertop, had oral sex?
157. on a table or countertop, fucked?
158. on a pinball machine, necked/petted?
159. on a pinball machine, had oral sex?
160. on a pinball machine, fucked?
161. on a jukebox, necked/petted?
162. on a jukebox, had oral sex?
163. on a jukebox, fucked?
164. on a pool table, necked/petted?
165. on a pool table, had oral sex?
166. on a pool table, fucked?
167. on a piano, necked/petted?
168. on a piano, had oral sex?
169. on a piano, fucked?
170. on any other rec-room-type object, necked/petted?
171. on any other rec-room-type object, had oral sex?
172. on any other rec-room-type object, fucked?
173. on or in a national monument, necked/petted?
174. on or in a national monument, had oral sex?
175. on or in a national monument, fucked?
176. showered with a member of the opposite sex in a 'non-coed' facility (locker room, dorm shower, whatever)?
177. while showering with a member of the opposite sex in a 'non- coed' facility, had oral sex?
178. while showering with a member of the opposite sex in a 'non- coed' facility, fucked?