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The Lamer Section

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(Good Clean, 'Wholesome' Activities - 73 questions)
  1. Have you ever:held hands with someone?
  2. hugged somebody?
  3. kissed a friend or stranger as a friendly gesture?
  4. kissed a friend or stranger as an unfriendly gesture?
  5. flirted?
  6. been on a date?
  7. been on a date past one a.m.?
  8. stood someone up?
  9. dated someone on a regular basis?
  10. gone steady?
  11. slam danced?
  12. slow danced?
  13. copped a feel while slow dancing?
  14. tangoed?
  15. waltzed?
  16. lambadaed?
  17. had the symptoms of Russian (rushing) Fingers?
  18. had the symptoms of Roman (roaming) Hands?
  19. asked someone who you were not going out with and had never gone out with if he/she was a virgin?
  20. french kissed?
  21. necked?
  22. attended sub races, watched for UFO's, or similar activity?
  23. hot tubbed in mixed company (jacuzzi or hydropool)?
  24. hot tubbed in the nude?
  25. hot tubbed in the nude in mixed company?
  26. while hot tubbing been groped under the water?
  27. while hot tubbing groped someone under the water?
  28. saunaed or steam bathed in mixed company?
  29. in the nude?
  30. in the nude in mixed company?
  31. put suntan lotion, cocoa butter, or baby oil on someone (at beach or pool)?
  32. had someone put suntan lotion, cocoa butter, or baby oil on you?
  33. played post office (or other kissing game)?
  34. played doctor?
  35. played Twister?
  36. played Naked Twister?
  37. been picked up?
  38. picked someone up?
  39. picked up sailors (marines, soldiers)?
  40. had a one night stand?
  41. been on a pub crawl?
  42. slept on watch?
  43. slept in your undies?
  44. slept in the nude?
  45. slept in class?
  46. interrupted a lecture with your snoring?
  47. bundled (archaic, the sharing of sleeping arrangements by persons of the opposite sex while clothed. In theory, nothing goes on.)?
  48. played footsie or 'kneesie'?
  49. played footsie or 'kneesie' with someone not your date, significant other or spouse?
  50. been unable to share a bed, sleeping bag or other sleeping arrangements without something steamy happening?
  51. used tickling as a pickup or getting to know you better activity?
  52. used physical strength, power, prowess (or lack thereof), as a pickup or getting to know you better routine?
  53. lusted in your heart for someone without their knowledge?
  54. dropped hints to somebody you lusted after in the hopes he/she would pick up on it?
  55. send anonymous love letters to someone?
  56. been in or started a food fight?
  57. photocopied parts of your body, such as your face, hands or feet
  58. kissed and told?
  59. used 'fuck' or 'shit' as a noun, adverb, adjective, pronoun, infix, suffix, prefix or prepositional article in a sentence?
  60. done something that you don't want someone to know about (parents, employer, boy/girlfriend, spouse, roommate)?
  61. cussed in your sleep?
  62. worn a strapless gown?
  63. skipped class?
  64. skipped class with teacher?
  65. been a bore (not a pig-like thing in a previous life)?
  66. been overcome by celibacy and didn't like it?
  67. been afraid you were slipping into monogamy
  68. been to a cocktail party?
  69. dyed a pet strange colours (green, pink or purple)?
  70. dyed your hair an outrageous colour (deliberately)?
  71. owned a Slinky?
  72. hung a Slinky out a window?
  73. owned or driven a VW Microbus (with the shovels and rakes and implements of destruction)?